Meet the Principal: Sir Reginald Biscuit Fontaine

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Sir Reginald is a 14 pound Maine Coon who trained, so he says, in the great ateliers of the laundry basket. He has not accepted a commission before noon since 2019 and he does not intend to start.

His method is simple: sit in the proposed footprint, turn slowly, and decide whether the space ‘consents.’ Of 61 sites assessed this year, 9 consented. The remaining 52 were refused, with a long stare, and in four cases a sort of low commentary we are legally unable to transcribe. He also eats at 6 p.m. sharp, and the studio’s schedule bends around this like light around a star.

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