For the season we have constructed a haunted house of spectacular poor taste. Visitors enter by a low tunnel, pass through a corridor of dangling streamers, and emerge into a chamber containing one (1) dried leaf, moved by a hidden fan.
Early reviews are mixed. ‘Disturbing,’ said a visiting pug. ‘Where is the food?’ said a visiting goat. We consider both responses a triumph. The House of Many Holes opens 25 October at the Pellham Road depot, with timed entry every 15 minutes and a mandatory 4 minute stare at a pumpkin we have named Gerald.
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